Day in the Life #8

Me So Horny!

Me so horny, me love you long time. You party?

Yes readers that was the first line to grace my Tinder profile. Not the most romantic of opening lines, but what’s love got to do with it? With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, I’m sure love is the subject on everyone’s mind.  Single, married or in a relationship whatever your status Valentine’s Day is thrust upon us (no pun intended).  The shops fill with garish pink and red crap adorned with love hearts, all there for you to purchase for your sweetheart to show them how much they mean to you on this bullshit holiday.  I sound rather bitter, however I assure you I’m not.  I’m just contemplative.  I’ve been single for nearly 3 years now, please guys, I’ll not have any looks of pity from any of you I’m actually happy where I am at the moment (nervous laugh). I was a serial monogamist for nearly half of my life and I didn’t feel like I was getting anywhere. I wanted to break free from the cycle and it was Tinder that was the catalyst to help me find a new form of freedom and expression. Continue reading